Star Wars vs Science: May The Fourth Be With You!

 

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Yes, it’s May the 4th, and we mild-mannered nerds here at UseYourBrain! are just as excited as you are for all the geekiness that comes with this most hallowed of nerd holidays, so we thought we would celebrate by exploring a few burning (pun!) questions most often posed by the Star Wars universe:

Could Lightsabers be Real?

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Fact: it is physically impossible to look at a light saber without making the “nyoom nyoom” noises (source)

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Truly, A Foolproof Plan

One of our favorite cell biology-based joke comics. If you know the source, let us know!

A comic in which a prisoner receives a box in his prison cell. his cellmate asks, "whatcha got there Jim?" to which Jim responds "transport proteins." Over the next three panels Jim passes through the cell wall, a pun on the biological function of transport proteins, which facilitate the movement of molecules across cellular membranes (or walls) in cells and microorganisms.

 

Science answers the internet!

Science answers the internet!

The Internet Asks: What is zero minus any number?

Source: Yahoo Answers 

Science’s Answer: It’s the negative of that number.  For example: 0 – 7 = -7, 0 – 223 = -223, 0 – (-462) = 462, or a boy has zero apples and the bank repossesses his apple orchard containing 50 trees, each with 100 not-quite-ripe apples on them, then he has -5000 apples, and some very angry investors.

 

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Science Answers The internet!

Science Answers The internet!

The Internet Asks: “What is the penalty for blowing up the moon?”

Source: Yahoo Answers

Science’s Answer: Please don’t blow up the moon. Keep in mind that the moon is held in place by the earth’s gravity, so some of the pieces of the moon (those that are accelerated towards the earth’s surface after you blow it up) will shower down on all of us. If the human race survives, I think it’s fair to say you will be in a lot of trouble.

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Science answers the internet!

Science answers the internet!

The Internet Asks: Can radiation really give humans mutant powers like in the comics?

Source: Quora.com

Science’s Answer: Please don’t expose yourself to radiation in an attempt to gain mutant powers. Just don’t do it – I can’t stress this enough. People are exposed to radiation all the time, mostly natural sources like ultraviolet radiation from the sun or radon from the earth, but also man-made sources like x-rays, and nuclear waste. These people never get super powers. Do you know what they get? They get cancer. And that’s not a superpower, despite what you might have learned from “The Fault In Our Stars.”

 

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